User Profile

Hi there, I'm the son of god. You might know me as Jesus.. others know me as The Jeez. Ladies know me as God. ;). I've lived a rough very high profile life and I still am, brotha. I'm an artist and father of 9. I'm young in my heart... that's why I haven't learned from my experiences and keep knocking chicks up. I like to party and party hard. Andrew WK is my idol. WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTEH HARD! I dunno about partying, but I have the second part of that happening in my pants right about... now. Let me adjust then I'll finish typing this.... done and.. ohdone. My favorite band is Journey and I drink afrigginlot. When I'm not saving people's souls and offering salvation for your after life, you can find me at Score's topless club getting my freak on. I'm a part time dancer and a full time rocker. I also bounce from time to time. Now, you don't get guns like these without out working out a good 6 hours a day. So, I'm not a lazy guy. Sometimes when I get bored I like to scream out my window at people or get in a full elevator and start thrusting at the ladies and the fellas. They only start to cry because they love it so much. And they aren't ready for my jelly (to shoot out and hit them in the face). I have a dog named Ash and a kitty named Evil Ash. I collect dryer lynt and my own nail clippings, and I always make sure to take a bath at least once a week. When I don't my girl takes to calling me "JEEZ ASS" because I smell like ass. It was funny at first, now it's just down right hurtful. That and she'll withhold sex from me too. Fucking cunt. But, she's the mother of all my odd #'d children so I put up with it, ya know? In my spare time I teach women's self defense at the local YMCA to young vunerable lovelies and I love my job. Well, that's MEsus in a nutshell.


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